Friday, August 04, 2006

Oh shit.

An omen? A foreboding prophecy about to come true? ‘Cause I totally can’t stop shoving these tasty little snacks for lazy people in my face. I had an ingrown toenail surgically removed twice as a teenager, and I hate cats! The cat killed me, didn’t it? Little fucker’s paying me back for ruthlessly torturing it with the vacuum my wacked sense of humor. Off to burn sage and sniff garlic…..

'What will your obituary say?' at


Blogger Jennifer said...

That is CREEP.EE.

7:34 PM  
Blogger Amanda said...

Hmm. My face-stuffer of choice as of late has been Goober Grape on oat bran bread. Cosmic coincidence?

12:57 PM  

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