Wednesday, July 19, 2006

I'm squirming.

It's official. Our jackass President can't make himself any more of an idiot. At the G-8 summit, he took the liberty of fondling German Chancellor Angela Merkel. Judging by her reaction, I'd say she wanted to kick him square in the balls. Do it girlfriend. Perhaps the sheer force of a good German-made boot up the ass would loosen any un-coked good brain cells he has left.

8 Comments:

Blogger ©Jac said...

Why yes he can. He "playfully" slapped someone today, I hear.

9:52 PM  
Blogger Progressively Me said...

How skeevy!!!

11:01 PM  
Blogger Jozet said...

Uhhh...ew?

Okay, it's not quite the same as getting a BJ in the oval office, but I think we're finally getting one step closer to impeaching this guy.

2:46 PM  
Blogger lemony said...

What I want to know is what made him think it was okay to touch her? Because she's a woman and women like that sort of thing? The man is a cretin.

9:52 AM  
Blogger Jennifer said...

Psst, by the way, you've been TAGGED!

3:11 AM  
Blogger Cheezy said...

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3:49 AM  
Blogger Cheezy said...

The George Dubya Bush Step-by-Step Guide to Statesmanship:

1. Talk while eating with your mouth open.
2. Talk like (your idea of) a homie.
3. Get a prominent world leader's name wrong.
4. Touch another prominent world leader inappropriately.

If you do all of this, then "Yo! This shit is over!"

The Tony Blair Step-by-Step Guide to Statesmanship:

1. Say "Yes George" a lot.
2. Fetch.

3:51 AM  
Blogger Suburban Meteorite said...

Angie wanted to cuddle George. She *likes* him. It got her some really bad press here in Germany, though.

5:10 AM  

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