It's only hair.
Today, in a moment of bothered impulsiveness, I may or may not have grabbed my good pair of fiskars and chopped off the bottom layer of my hair. Then, on the verge of discouraged tears, I may or may not have called my sister and pleaded for her to
make sense of the mangled beast fix it. She may or may not have been able to salvage an early 90's Shannon Doherty angled bob. My childhood friend hairdresser may or may not want to reach through her monitor and throttle me for cutting my own hair for the umpteenth time again.