We will we will rock you!

"Rock you!
Drop you in the toilet!
Hope you will enjoy it!"

"Your’s is a weenie, mine is a wee-wee."

"Get your feet off me butt-face!"

"Smell my finger."

"I’ll fart on you if you don’t give it back."

I LOVE summer vacation.

Yet within minutes I’m discussing with them evolution versus creationism and which orbit reaches farther: that of Pluto or Haley’s Comet.

The dichotomy that represents my two older children is immeasurable.