VP Debate '08 live blogging....

I like the way Biden looks as though he wants to yank those porno librarian glasses off her face and remind her that "the surge" isn't "the war." THREE WEEKS DOESN'T EXPUNGE SIX YEARS. Unless we're using the Alaskan calendar - which is entirely plausible.

When Palin says "oh man, it's so obvious I'm a Washington outsider" what she really means is "oh shit, I have no idea what you're talking about Joe because I really don't have any political leadership experience other than my short term as Alaskan governor. So I'm going to just repeat these here talking points that John wrote down on this here peice of paper. We can see Russia from our front lawns." Then she bats her drawn-on eyebrows and winks at Bill Clinton, who's sitting in the front row, holding Hillary back.