VP Debate '08 live blogging...

Number of times Palin's blinked long and thoughtfully: 72

Number of Palin's wide, doe-eyed stares into the camera while saying "friends": 593

Number of times Biden smiled frustratedly because he just wanted to scream "look bitch! I've been fighting against this war for almost six fucking years! You've just recently been prepped and informed about what's been going on in Iraq over the past three days while chilling on McCain's ranch in Arizona!": 684