Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Excellence in parenting

If I’m going to feed them perfectly balanced meals that consist of this:

What right do I have to complain that their fingers end up looking like this? (I tried taking pictures of their smeared faces but I couldn’t get them to stop shoveling peanut butter/chocolate sauce into their mouths long enough to say cheese.)

And yes, my countertops are this neat and organized at all times. After brushing our teeth we always return our toothbrush to its proper place. And we never leave school books, hair ties and cell phones lying around.

So as you can clearly see from this post about nutrition and organization, I am the perfect mother.


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