Mother of pearl!

Fire on the poop deck! (okay, maybe I stole that one from Spongebob Squarepants.) Today is international Talk Like a Pirate Day, so fittingly, I will talk like one. Ahoy ye scurvy scallywags, ye best haul yer filthy bung holes up t’ the deck and start rowing, before I make ye scoundrels walk t’ plank! Arrr! Don’t be goin’ all land lubber on me now ye foul buncha bilge rats! Arrr! Erg! Aye! Avast, my little lass, why dontcha follow me below deck so I can show ya me hornpipe! Beauty mate!

None of that made much sense to me either.