Monday, February 06, 2006

Think of the children!

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. As I was watching Sesame Street this morning I noticed something very disturbing. Ernie was wearing a baby in a snuggli. Yes, you read correctly. A snuggli. Well of course that only means one thing. Bert & Ernie are indeed a gay couple with a newly adopted Romanian baby.

First there was the purple Teletubbie who carried a purse, then we watched in horror as Joe endorsed the celebrations of Hannukah, Qwanzaa, and...Winter Solstice. What's next? Captain Feathersword in a kilt?

The librul agenda of those so-called children's television groups is just disgusting. With all the covert influences on tv, who has time to worry about things like the vastly underestimated cost of that war? ($239,045,095,238 and change, but who's counting?) How can I really mourn the loss of control over my own uterus thanks to judge Samuel Alito's confirmation while my kids are watching two gay puppets sing and dance together? Like I have time to delve into Bush's corporate oil interests with Saudi Arabia when my darling children are being exposed to four men dancing in rainbow colored shirts.

Bert's refusal to wax his unibrow lends further credence to the fact that he's hiding his sexual orientation. It's sick.


Blogger That Sloane Girl said...

"What's next? Captain Feathersword in a kilt?"

Oh, yes, if the gods are merciful!

4:25 PM  
Blogger Momma Star said...

LOL Sloane Girl. I was going to offer to pay for that show.

In small bills. With my teeth.

9:05 PM  
Blogger Imzadi said...


That's right, think of the children. OMGWTFWJD!!!

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Don't you worry your pretty little head about all that government stuff. Just look at Big Bird! Is he looking a bit off? I think it may be the bird flu. Quick! hide the CHILDREN!

1:33 PM  
Blogger Prezzie said...

What about Spongebob? No mention of his and Patrick's trysts beneath the sea? Shame. Shame. And don't forget PeeWee beneath the Big Top. Uhm, no self - respecting straight male would have the name PeeWee.

4:36 PM  

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